Discover 75 comedy performers available in Newport, Wales, United Kingdom, with 136 reviews averaging 5 out of 5 stars. These professional comedians offer stand-up entertainment, event hosting, and clean comedy from £75.
Of the 75 suppliers listed here, 2 are based within 30 miles of Newport. The other 73 are willing to travel there.
Also covers suppliers based in Bristol and Chipping Sodbury.
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Hiring comedians in Newport costs between about £75 and £1,900+, with an average cost of £380 for professional comedy entertainment. Pricing varies based on performance duration, whether additional hosting services are included, and specific technical requirements. A comedian based closer to your venue may quote less for travel, leaving more of the budget for the performance itself. Contact the supplier you like for an accurate quote.
Based on 32 enquiries for Comedians at events in the United Kingdom, made through this site in the last two years. Updated 18 October 2026.
Johnny G children's entertainer & magician
"Johnny G performed at my sons 7th birthday party this weekend.
My son absolutely LOVED all of the acts, magic, balloons and dancing! All the children loved it and were entertained by Johnny for a solid hour and a half.
Johnny was hilarious, entertaining and a great performer! Everyone had a fantastic time kids and adults!
Thanks again for making his birthday party a good one!!"
Chris P Tee Comedy Magic Show
"Chris was absolutely Fab! Parents were amazed that our group of 15 kids (10 years old) could stay 2h under Chris charm and magic. The ventriloquist part was so funny. Overall I can only recommend Chris to anyone looking for a great time."
Amazing Ade Comedy Hypnotist
"Amazing Ade - Amazing Show. I have never laughed so much. One of the guests Ade hypnotised was my uncle and he was absolutely hilarious. Cant wait for the next one my partner is definitely volunteering, he just doesn't know it yet!."
Thomas Trilby
"Thomas and his team have worked at the Bugatti Owners Club/Prescott Hill Climb's most prolific events for the past few years. They are consummate professionals, providing incredible quality entertainment. They are always a crowd pleaser with our visitors, and are so versatile they can adapt to any event theme"."
Lovdev Barpaga
"We spoke after your show, Half Soaked. I really enjoyed it, and thought you delivered some great jokes. I really enjoy your story telling, the way you interact with the audience and the enjoyment you find from making others laugh is very apparent. I hope you continue with it!"
Carl Charlesworth; Magician & Comedian
"You are truly gifted and your prices are fair and perfect for the service that you provide. You know how to get a crowd going! I've used your services for many of my events both charity and non-charity and you are worth every single penny!! Carl, you are fabulous darling."