Discover 78 comedy performers available in San Antonio, Texas, United States, with 131 reviews averaging 5 out of 5 stars. These professional comedians offer stand-up entertainment, event hosting, and clean comedy from $95.
Of the 78 suppliers listed here, one is based within 30 miles of San Antonio. The other 77 are willing to travel there.
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Hiring comedians in San Antonio costs between about $95 and $2,550+, with an average cost of $500 for professional comedy entertainment. Pricing varies based on performance duration, whether additional hosting services are included, and specific technical requirements. A comedian based closer to your venue may quote less for travel, leaving more of the budget for the performance itself. Contact the supplier you like for an accurate quote.
Based on 102 enquiries for Comedians at events in the United States, made through this site in the last two years. Updated 18 October 2026.
Todd Justice
"Enjoyed working with Todd when he performed his stand-up comedy as part of the Eisemann Center’s 10th Anniversary All Round Talent showcase this past September. He has great stage presence and can adjust his delivery and material to match up with the mood and make-up of his audience. It is clear to see that he enjoys what he does!"
Mooncalf Magic
"Dynamic, Reliable, and Crowd-Ready Performer
Mooncalf Magic brought high energy and strong crowd engagement to the Seafarer’s Beergarden at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival. Danny consistently connected with guests through humor, presence, and interactive charm. His flexibility in performance style made him a great fit for the unique rhythm of our themed festival environment.
Behind the scenes, Danny was dependable, professional, and easy to work with. His time with us added great value to the Beergarden’s entertainment lineup, and I’m happy to recommend him for future bookings seeking an experienced, engaging performer.
— Brandi Ogier
Entertainment Director, KCRF"
Ventriloquist DC Mickan
"Doug Mickan is AMAZING!
Doug had visited our Church in June, after performing at 2 local libraries earlier that day. He provided such quality Christian entertainment that evening that we booked him for our BIG outreach event of the year...FAMILY FUN DAY. Doug not only ministered that morning to our entire Church through worship and his gift of ventriloquism, but then stayed to be the main attraction at Family Fun Day that afternoon. We would highly recommend Doug Mickan to any organization or ministry. 100%"
Jeff Steinberg
"I truly don’t think anyone has inspired our organization more than you. Your wit, enthusiasm and incredible voice has touched our people.
You, Jeff, know to make people feel …like a Masterpiece In Progress."
Magic of Joseph Young
"We do large events every year with 100-200 clients. Joseph was by far the best entertainment we have ever had. There is always a “risk” with hiring an entertainer you have never seen in person – and we have had other entertainers (singers, magicians) go poorly in the past. Save yourself the trouble of working with other people and hire Joseph, you will be EXTREMELY IMPRESSED! We look forward to having him back!"
Elijah Edwards #1 Google Comedy Hypnotist
"We teamed up with Elijah to offer our guests and visitors here at Waubeeka Family Campground something "New" in style to what we normally offer. We were concerned that skepticism might prevent our guests from enjoying this type of show but pleasantly, we found the exact contrary to be the result! Elijah's professionalism and attraction glared obvious immediately upon him taking the stage. He made all in attendance comfortable and thus willing to partake and the results were amazing. The show was fantastic and ALL accounts were favorable to the experience and toward a desire to have him return. Elijah performed multiple shows throughout His weekend with us and each, increasing in attendance because of the first hand recounts of the spectators of the previous shows. We are appreciative of the connection We made with Elijah and without concern, will be going forward including his show into our offered events. Thank you to Elijah and Jack for a great weekend and in advance for the relationship that will continue into the future! - Jim"
