Discover 36 professional stand-up comedians available for hire in San Antonio, Texas, United States. These comedy entertainers have received 74 reviews from real clients, maintaining an average rating of 5 out of 5 stars.
Of the 36 suppliers listed here, one is based within 30 miles of San Antonio. The other 35 are willing to travel there.
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Rates for stand-up comedians in San Antonio currently range from about $100 to $2,500 depending on experience level, performance duration, and event requirements. The average booking cost is $400, reflecting the professional calibre of most acts listed. Pricing factors include set length, travel distance, custom material development, and additional services such as event hosting or MC duties. Contact the supplier you like for an accurate quote.
Based on 70 enquiries for Stand-Up Comedians at events in the United States, made through this site in the last two years. Updated 24 October 2026.
Todd Justice
"Enjoyed working with Todd when he performed his stand-up comedy as part of the Eisemann Center’s 10th Anniversary All Round Talent showcase this past September. He has great stage presence and can adjust his delivery and material to match up with the mood and make-up of his audience. It is clear to see that he enjoys what he does!"
Ventriloquist DC Mickan
"Doug Mickan is AMAZING!
Doug had visited our Church in June, after performing at 2 local libraries earlier that day. He provided such quality Christian entertainment that evening that we booked him for our BIG outreach event of the year...FAMILY FUN DAY. Doug not only ministered that morning to our entire Church through worship and his gift of ventriloquism, but then stayed to be the main attraction at Family Fun Day that afternoon. We would highly recommend Doug Mickan to any organization or ministry. 100%"
Jeff Steinberg
"I truly don’t think anyone has inspired our organization more than you. Your wit, enthusiasm and incredible voice has touched our people.
You, Jeff, know to make people feel …like a Masterpiece In Progress."
Nine Digit Dave
"Dave is the best of the best. He performed for our group of Defense Department employees at a recent conference, and faced a tough crowd. Tough or not, he immediately put them at ease and had them all on the edge of their seats and laughing in no time.
Everyone agreed Dave was the absolute high point of the week-long meeting.
I've since seen Dave perform several times for both large and small groups, and he always brings his A game, along with a TON of experience. I highly recommend you let Dave work his magic for you and your event."
Amazing Adam Events
"It wouldn’t be fair to put a fake review, but I have hundreds of reviews if you google amazing anime events that’s also the name of my Instagram. Been in business successfully for 30 years blowing minds and making people feel great about it."
Beetlejuice Impersonator
"Our Beetlejuice character was the best! He was on time, professional and a great performer. The crowd loved him!"
