Comedians for Hire in Texas

Discover 77 comedy performers available in Texas, United States, with 157 reviews averaging 5 out of 5 stars. These professional comedians offer stand-up entertainment, event hosting, and clean comedy from $95.

Rated Excellent (5/5) from 157 reviews of Comedians
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Chris P Tee Variety Entertainer, Magic, Ventriloquist,Puppets, Punch & Judy too.

Chipping Sodbury

England, United Kingdom

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Stilt walker, stilt cyclist, walkabout entertainer, characters and shows

Cheltenham

England, United Kingdom

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Comedy Rock Band

Swindon

England, United Kingdom

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David Sousa is the most awarded international Portuguese magician.

Porto

Portugal

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Carl Charlesworth is a professional, full-time Magician

Milton Keynes

England, United Kingdom

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Book from £400 (GBP)

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Comedy magician and family entertainer

Cambridge

England, United Kingdom

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Close Up and Cabaret Magician

London

England, United Kingdom

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Comedy Magician and MindReading Cabaret Star

London

England, United Kingdom

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FIIGS – The West London vibe-maker behind Bricking It Comedy CIC.

London

England, United Kingdom

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Allround entertainer

Lillestrøm

Akershus, Norway

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The One and Only Bagpipe Comedian

Århus

Central Jutland, Denmark

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Magic and mentalism tailored to make your event truly extraordinary

Copenhagen

Capital Region, Denmark

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Irish standup comedian and corporate kickoff speaker.

Stockholm

Sweden

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Trio/duo Musical flamenco comedy show, juggling. ping-pong , impro with audience

Barcelona

Catalonia, Spain

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Award-winning comedy magician and mentalist for corporate and private events

Barcelona

Catalonia, Spain

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How much does it cost to hire Comedians in Texas?

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Hiring comedians in Texas costs between about $95 and $2,550+, with an average cost of $500 for professional comedy entertainment. Pricing varies based on performance duration, whether additional hosting services are included, and specific technical requirements. A comedian based closer to your venue may quote less for travel, leaving more of the budget for the performance itself. Contact the supplier you like for an accurate quote.

What our enquiries show

Based on 104 enquiries for Comedians at events in the United States, made through this site in the last two years. Updated 8 November 2026.

Most requested for
Birthday parties
24% of enquiries, the same as private events
Typical first reply
Within six hours
57% of enquiries get a reply within a day
How early people enquire
About five weeks
46% enquire less than a month before the event
Busiest months
All year round
No month has more than 17% of events

Reviews of Comedians available in Texas

5/5 from 157 reviews
Photo of Todd Justice Todd Justice "Enjoyed working with Todd when he performed his stand-up comedy as part of the Eisemann Center’s 10th Anniversary All Round Talent showcase this past September. He has great stage presence and can adjust his delivery and material to match up with the mood and make-up of his audience. It is clear to see that he enjoys what he does!" Based in Carrollton, Texas Bruce MacPherson - Eisemann Center Photo of Mooncalf Magic Mooncalf Magic "Dynamic, Reliable, and Crowd-Ready Performer Mooncalf Magic brought high energy and strong crowd engagement to the Seafarer’s Beergarden at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival. Danny consistently connected with guests through humor, presence, and interactive charm. His flexibility in performance style made him a great fit for the unique rhythm of our themed festival environment. Behind the scenes, Danny was dependable, professional, and easy to work with. His time with us added great value to the Beergarden’s entertainment lineup, and I’m happy to recommend him for future bookings seeking an experienced, engaging performer. — Brandi Ogier Entertainment Director, KCRF" Based in Kansas City Brandi Ogier - Kansas City Renaissance Festival Photo of Caricatures by kathy Caricatures by kathy "Kathy was absolutely WONDERFUL and the most popular station at my event. She was fun, professional, and drew AMAZING caricatures for all of my guests. Everyone was raving about their experience with Kathy and it gave all my guests a unique favor to remember the event. I would highly recommend booking Kathy at your next event, she was the highlight of the day!" Based in Daphne, Alabama Chelsea B. - Anniversary Party Photo of Ventriloquist DC Mickan Ventriloquist DC Mickan "Doug Mickan is AMAZING! Doug had visited our Church in June, after performing at 2 local libraries earlier that day. He provided such quality Christian entertainment that evening that we booked him for our BIG outreach event of the year...FAMILY FUN DAY. Doug not only ministered that morning to our entire Church through worship and his gift of ventriloquism, but then stayed to be the main attraction at Family Fun Day that afternoon. We would highly recommend Doug Mickan to any organization or ministry. 100%" Based in St Louis, Missouri 9th April 2026 Jon Brown - Grace Church Ministries, Chester, IL Photo of Magic of Joseph Young Magic of Joseph Young "We do large events every year with 100-200 clients. Joseph was by far the best entertainment we have ever had. There is always a “risk” with hiring an entertainer you have never seen in person – and we have had other entertainers (singers, magicians) go poorly in the past. Save yourself the trouble of working with other people and hire Joseph, you will be EXTREMELY IMPRESSED! We look forward to having him back!" Based in Big Stone Gap, Virginia J Biance Financial Photo of Jeff Steinberg Jeff Steinberg "I truly don’t think anyone has inspired our organization more than you. Your wit, enthusiasm and incredible voice has touched our people. You, Jeff, know to make people feel …like a Masterpiece In Progress." Based in Orlando, Florida Angelo Nardone - Nardone Associates Easter Seals Fundraising Event

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Frequently asked questions

The average price for comedians on Gig Heaven is $500, with rates from $95 to $2,550+. Cost varies based on the comedian's experience, set duration and their profile. More established comedians with television or touring credits tend to command higher fees.

The comedians include stand-up comedians, improvisation acts, comedy hosts and sketch performers. Many comedians can tailor their material to suit the audience and event type.

Events that commonly feature comedians include corporate events, awards dinners, private parties, charity fundraisers, pre-wedding parties and comedy nights. A comedian can serve as the main entertainment or as a host and MC for the event.

Many comedians are happy to adapt their set to suit the audience and occasion. For corporate events, this might include incorporating company references or industry humour. Gig Heaven recommends discussing any content preferences or sensitivities with the comedian before booking.

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Booking as early as possible increases the chance of securing your supplier's availability on your event date, particularly during busy times of the year. However, many suppliers also accept last minute bookings, and we have successfully arranged bookings for clients with just a few hours' notice.

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